Leslie Mann: “My daughter Maude, who’s 10, is in love with Zac Efron. And I just did a movie with him called 17 Again, where he plays a grown man in a 17-year-old’s body. He plays my husband. So, we got to kiss, which was very exciting for Maude. When I got home from work after doing the kissing scene, she ran up to me and licked my face because she wanted to taste Zac Efron’s spit!”

Leslie Mann: “I used to go on auditions, not intending to be funny, but people would laugh, and it would throw me. I think there’s just something weird about me. I’m just odd. Really, I didn’t know who the hell I was for a long time. I’m only now just figuring it out.”

Leslie Mann: “All of this is very nice, but I’m mainly focused on being a mom. I have a little book that I wrote in the fourth grade that said, “I want to be an actress when I grow up, but I’ll probably be a bus driver. I love my bus driver.” It’s funny the way things play out.”

Leslie Mann: “I don’t think I was a humorless shrew. The women were just as funny as the men in that movie. Humorless shrews–who even says that? I just think it’s an odd choice of words.”

Leslie Mann: “I can’t say that! We have kids!”

Leslie Mann: “We can tell how good you’ll be in bed by how good you are on the dance floor. This isn’t an invitation to grind your boners into our asses — we’re looking more for rhythm, ingenuity, and joie de vivre.”

Leslie Mann: “They don’t have any clue as to what’s happening so they’re very natural. They were usually in eating scenes so we put food in front of them and rolled three cameras. Their friends can’t see the movie, and they can’t see the movie, so it’s totally off their radar. It’s like hanging out with mom and dad.”

Leslie Mann: “The Brangelina? No. We’re probably more like the Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy.”

Leslie Mann: “I grew up with boys, so I’m very comfortable with boys. I don’t pay attention to that part of it. I just enjoy it and how funny they are and how sweet. They’re a bunch of sweet boys. I like it. We have all girls at home—we have a girl dog and two little girls. Judd’s the one boy.”

Leslie Mann: “My kids are really smart and have a lot of cavities, I found out today. Which means I’m a bad mother. My older daughter, Maude, who’s 11, she’s really into school and she doesn’t seem to care too much what Miley Cyrus does at all. She’s really grounded.”

Leslie Mann: “He’s always kind of running his ideas by me. He talks about his ideas with everybody. But, you know, I just kind of challenge him. Like with Knocked Up, he’s obviously a man, and he’s writing from a male perspective and in the beginning made the women seem really crazy. So I had to remind him how crazy he was. Then it balanced out a little bit.”

Leslie Mann: “I think Adam’s changed now, we’ve all changed. At that time (around Big Daddy) I’d had a new baby and he was single and he had all of his boys around and they would go and do all these single-boy things. And now he has a family, he’s married with two kids, he’s kind of settled down a little bit. We have more in common now.”

Leslie Mann: “Apparently, Clint Eastwood watches our movies. I mean, he’s, like, Dirty Harry! He’s so awesome. Please don’t write ‘awesome’ “I use ‘awesome’ all the time, but I totally hate the word. Say ‘amazing,’ ‘phenomenal,’ ‘freakin’ insane.’”

Leslie Mann “Jennifer Aniston’s butt looks so perfect. I just can’t believe anybody’s butt looks that good. I thought they must have retouched it.”